Jeff Lampert's Home Page

(in Ricardo Montalban voice): Welcome to my home page. Yes, I know that's not a picture of me (at least, not on a good day), but I'm still looking for one that's not too incriminating and one that doesn't make me look like a convict. I do have my baby picture from my high school yearbook, but the last time I showed that to someone I never heard the end of "What a cute baby!" Can't have someone thinking that, now can we? :)

Well, I found a couple of pictures, but the Tick threatened to turn me into a human Pez dispenser if I took his picture off, hence the pictures can be found on a separate page by clicking here. For an autographed copy, sign my name on the monitor on top of where the picture appears ;););)

Choose your link, Web-weasel!

Temporary picture of the Tick I seek...PEZ!
(take 10 paces, turn, and click)

Some Basic Facts
Who am i? Where am I? And who was that person I saw you with last night?

Academic and Work Related
What classes am I taking? What work am I doing in the Dept? What's in my resume?

Entertainment
Books, Movies, Music, TV Programs, Newsgroups, and other important subjects

Friends
No, not the TV show (not a bad show, but I'm sick of the theme song)

Hobbies, Clubs, and Organizations
Groups I was or am in, plus those I wish I were in

My Favorite Links
Ugh. Sounds like a song from The Sound of Music.
Tom Servo: Look, It's Julie Andrews! And she's on fire!
Crow: Good
(from MST3K)

Eclectic Paraphenalia
I would say Miscellaneous, but that'd be too straight-forward


tick@cs.wisc.edu